if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?