mememaster:

are you kidding me

mememaster:

are you kidding me

Turn ons:

dontberough:

  • Seeing someone bite their lower lip
  • Having someone bite my lower lip
  • Being pinned against a wall
  • Back scratches 
  • Hickeys
  • Neck kissing
  • Neck biting
  • Putting my hand where you want to be touched
  • Heavy breathing
  • Moaning
  • Seeing your reaction
  • Secretly teasing one another in public

ldarknessl:

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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LMAO IM SCREAMING

superadventuretime10:

tbotofficial:

gross teenage white boy mustaches 

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

pepperroxd:

bloodredorion:

How the hell did it get on the light

jumped from the door

“I hope one day
someone asks you
about him
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dager on your chest.”
Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)

scruffyfrank:

monoclesandtentacles:

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

HAVING DEPRESSION IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND GUILT TRIP PEOPLE INTO THINGS OR TO SAY YOU HAVE IT WORSE THAN SOMEBODY WHEN THEY’RE HAVING A BAD DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, YOU DON’T HAVE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE PASS THAT MEANS EVERYONE HAS TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AND YOU ONLY 

it’s emotional abuse

dandilionstarcat:

wolffieworldorder:

*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”

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really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree

finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.

©CP